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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><description>Homebrew creatures, monsters, NPCs, friends, &amp;c. for your tabletop gaming and DM/GM needs (mainly rooted in D&amp;D but works with whatever) * new encounter every seven hours plus when I accidentally hit “post” instead of “queue”</description><title>Random Encounters</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @randomencounters)</generator><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Encounter: a Canvey Island Monster, known in our world only as a...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16171fba35e209626c67c2626a4d2cdb/tumblr_p9xhgy5mDW1xn4grso2_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Encounter:&lt;/b&gt; a &lt;a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canvey_Island_Monster"&gt;Canvey Island Monster&lt;/a&gt;, known in our world only as a pair of unidentified specimens washed up dead on an English beach in 1953 and 54.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175277904243</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175277904243</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:00:42 -0400</pubDate><category>monsters</category><category>aquatic campaign</category><category>probably</category></item><item><title>Encounter: cat with a tank. Hand over the ashy treats shaped...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5e222b89eb265036b17e9013b977413a/tumblr_p9lfe8gRuz1rbs17zo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Encounter:&lt;/b&gt; cat with a tank. Hand over the ashy treats shaped like fish and nobody gets hurt&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175268945078</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175268945078</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:00:46 -0400</pubDate><category>animals</category></item><item><title>Makes everything really awful in the most roundabout ways...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/15a59bd8a8e2691cec720a9c1eab6bf9/tumblr_p9sjuanIDO1xn4grso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Makes everything really awful in the most roundabout ways possible, forcing you to trudge through just the worst shit or go out of your way to distract him while you get work done. Cannot be killed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175266110407</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175266110407</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:00:48 -0400</pubDate><category>undead</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>Looking for Doritos.</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2124cdb5847b2d20a4ba75804947ba4a/tumblr_p9sjvkGV8q1xn4grso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Looking for Doritos.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175256120890</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175256120890</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:00:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Encounter: a small and cheerful suburban treant</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f370be7fe8c7564762878280b0e956b6/tumblr_p9l6e7zWku1rvzucio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Encounter:&lt;/b&gt; a small and cheerful suburban &lt;a href="http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/treant.htm"&gt;treant&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175244540425</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175244540425</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:00:48 -0400</pubDate><category>plants</category></item><item><title>Encounter: Supreme Champion of Ducks; automatically wins all...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3e22431a6ba268dc21de9b2afde9e14e/tumblr_oehg40UzA21vah69to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Encounter:&lt;/b&gt; Supreme Champion of Ducks; automatically wins &lt;i&gt;all&lt;/i&gt; Charisma checks, but otherwise a completely normal duck with normal duck goals&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175235239048</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175235239048</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2018 07:00:38 -0400</pubDate><category>animals</category></item><item><title>Encounter: The Animal-Vegetable-Mineralness of Everything</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0779f751ddb0454e03ed84b8c4167d6f/tumblr_p9redeNhJt1xn4grso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Encounter&lt;/b&gt;: The Animal-Vegetable-Mineralness of Everything&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175232375082</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175232375082</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:00:44 -0400</pubDate><category>uh</category><category>cyborgs</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>Encounter: Tickle Tim the Talking Pickle</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e55842a96a597f39f50d2d49277fc770/tumblr_p9rh8vVYl61ug5c9zo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Encounter:&lt;/b&gt; Tickle Tim the Talking Pickle&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175222162334</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175222162334</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:00:51 -0400</pubDate><category>food and drink</category><category>anthropomorphic</category><category>pickles</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e3e80552e425d0d992437a144b93488b/tumblr_p9q9zpkxGA1xn4grso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175210389036</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175210389036</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:00:49 -0400</pubDate><category>plants</category></item><item><title>Encounter: cyborg battle deer</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/10548a650180479d85d55fc5db2e41ee/tumblr_mwulddEUCv1suexx6o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Encounter:&lt;/b&gt; cyborg battle deer&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175200753225</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175200753225</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 07:00:35 -0400</pubDate><category>cyborgs</category><category>animals</category><category>flying</category></item><item><title>Encounter: Alchemical Golem</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13a9845ebeae2b86e8b1b72f7a0e1b0d/tumblr_p9ppn4eLJf1wirdb7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Encounter:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="https://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/constructs/golem/golem-alchemical/"&gt;Alchemical Golem&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175197803424</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175197803424</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 04:00:35 -0400</pubDate><category>constructs</category><category>actual dungeons and dragons</category></item><item><title>Encounter: sexy reverse-mermaid</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/65ad8a75927272bd29066d568ac88a37/tumblr_p8i9b7Qoal1x2utmko1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Encounter&lt;/b&gt;: sexy reverse-mermaid&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175188228486</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175188228486</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:00:43 -0400</pubDate><category>although she seems to be missing front limbs of any kind</category></item><item><title>Encounter: warrior-priest keepers of the ancient words of power;...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f8be50f6bd1292fa1a511c219ee015b5/tumblr_p9qdw0Dxn31xn4grso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Encounter: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.montypython.net/scripts/HG-niscenes.php"&gt;warrior-priest keepers of the ancient words of power&lt;/a&gt;; adventurers serving them are granted use of three of the words&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Ni (&lt;a href="http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/powerWordStun.htm"&gt;Power Word Stun&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Ping (&lt;a href="http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/powerWordBlind.htm"&gt;Power Word Blind&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Nuu-Wom (&lt;a href="http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/powerWordKill.htm"&gt;Power Word Kill&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;The keepers are fickle and unpredictable, however, and whatever promises they make may be changed. Any adventurer who crosses them or refuses to take on an additional quest may be subject to a fourth word of power, Eqi-Eqi-Eqi-Eqi-Pikang-Zuum-Bong-Umbl-Umbl, a dread spell that curses the adventurers to fail at whatever their life’s goal is and their life’s work to remain forever disappointed.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175177536998</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175177536998</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:00:41 -0400</pubDate><category>monty python and the holy grail</category><category>knights who say ni</category><category>knights</category><category>clerics</category><category>quest givers</category></item><item><title>Encounter: Hamburger Clown, the world’s newest, silliest, and...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e52d31aec193ad10f294e3c6a5e51bfb/tumblr_p9q8jcgWUu1xn4grso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Encounter:&lt;/b&gt; Hamburger Clown, &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Uh6uKkAY4"&gt;the world’s newest, silliest, and hamburger-eatingest clown who likes to do everything boys and girls do&lt;/a&gt;; magic tray keeps him well-supplied with hamburgers, fries, and milkshakes.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175168382814</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175168382814</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2018 07:00:32 -0400</pubDate><category>clowns</category></item><item><title>Encounter: nine slaphappy walruses</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e485dd49ae0b914ea73a07e3f4782830/tumblr_o8bc3eTy061tb7qw1o1_75sq.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e485dd49ae0b914ea73a07e3f4782830/tumblr_o8bc3eTy061tb7qw1o2_75sq.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e485dd49ae0b914ea73a07e3f4782830/tumblr_o8bc3eTy061tb7qw1o3_75sq.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e485dd49ae0b914ea73a07e3f4782830/tumblr_o8bc3eTy061tb7qw1o4_75sq.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e485dd49ae0b914ea73a07e3f4782830/tumblr_o8bc3eTy061tb7qw1o5_75sq.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e485dd49ae0b914ea73a07e3f4782830/tumblr_o8bc3eTy061tb7qw1o6_75sq.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e485dd49ae0b914ea73a07e3f4782830/tumblr_o8bc3eTy061tb7qw1o7_75sq.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e485dd49ae0b914ea73a07e3f4782830/tumblr_o8bc3eTy061tb7qw1o8_75sq.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e485dd49ae0b914ea73a07e3f4782830/tumblr_o8bc3eTy061tb7qw1o9_75sq.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Encounter&lt;/b&gt;: nine slaphappy walruses&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175156183764</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175156183764</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:00:44 -0400</pubDate><category>super princess peach</category><category>animals</category></item><item><title>Encounter: a strange, queer-looking man with the strangest hands...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/56a3d38c2f0339ec87df2cf2401f5e25/tumblr_nc21doZ1171trqshdo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Encounter&lt;/b&gt;: a strange, queer-looking man with the strangest hands in the world, although I would be pretty shocked if snakes were really the strangest thing to have for hands in the DC Multiverse.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175145586824</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175145586824</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 14:00:43 -0400</pubDate><category>humanoids</category></item><item><title>Encounter: Fightins the Gnome: cannot succeed at an Intimidation...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/65e269e80fd133663bf45da92d8f7202/tumblr_p9u34zPSAx1xn4grso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Encounter:&lt;/b&gt; Fightins the Gnome: cannot succeed at an Intimidation check, but a 7th Level Fighter nonetheless.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175136569263</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175136569263</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 07:01:07 -0400</pubDate><category>gnomes</category><category>fighters</category></item><item><title>thedurvin:
Cryptoleporidae of the Western World:
Top left:...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ed4fb7a564b063e8dd7a5a7756023f67/tumblr_owk87k4pLW1tb7qw1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/48a43e4bc3bfe7747376687c2b163dec/tumblr_owk87k4pLW1tb7qw1o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cf16e80d12eb80279b42e40858589b4d/tumblr_owk87k4pLW1tb7qw1o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3901e6fae943d1afd380938e48a38c7d/tumblr_owk87k4pLW1tb7qw1o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedurvin.tumblr.com/post/165534238171/cryptoleporidae-of-the-western-world-top-left" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thedurvin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Cryptoleporidae of the Western World:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Top left: jackalope, USA and Canada&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Top right: rasselbock (fanged type), Thuringia&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bottom left: Wolpertinger, Bavaria&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=""&gt;Bottom right: Skvader, Sweden&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175133991955</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175133991955</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 04:00:32 -0400</pubDate><category>animals</category><category>monsters</category><category>minor ones</category></item><item><title>Encounter: the Queen of Brazil</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cbe3394e309dca8714acb1f944cafe0b/tumblr_pa6g2woYv91xn4grso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Encounter:&lt;/b&gt; the Queen of Brazil&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175124326913</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175124326913</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 21:00:40 -0400</pubDate><category>royalty and leaders</category></item><item><title>weirdmarioenemies:

Name: Pigarithm and Hogarithm Debut: Super...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c361ea6e4ee3569b480bcd12300dbb7a/tumblr_p73mi8r9n21x908lio1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f00e699503628a948576d51895a719e2/tumblr_p73mi8r9n21x908lio2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://weirdmarioenemies.tumblr.com/post/173161401531/name-pigarithm-and-hogarithm-debut-super-paper" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;weirdmarioenemies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Name:&lt;/b&gt; Pigarithm and Hogarithm &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Debut:&lt;/b&gt; Super Paper Mario&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pigarithm is the kind of thing that could only exist thanks to Super Paper Mario. A triple pig fusion! And a maths joke, too. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Each time you hit them, they’ll lose a piggy. But this also makes them smaller, faster, and harder to hit. The last one is so slippery that stomping him will shower you with coins! This is pretty much the best way to grind money, so if you want to buy Tiptron (spoilers for an 11 year old game?), you’d better get used to that snout. Or snouts.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175113646277</link><guid>https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/175113646277</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 14:01:09 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
