Encounter: giant demilich exploring a new lease on (un)life by taking up extreme sports
Encounter: biker gang of cats
Encounter: Miss Unsafe Brakes, a skeletal spirit that thrives on death at high speeds; likes to distract or startle horses, sabotage wagons or cars, &c.
Encounter: adventuring party that has been turned into Hot Wheels cars; all are mobile and retain their personalities, alignments, and abilities (at least those abilities that can be performed by a toy car)
- Starla McElroy, lawful-good human fighter
- Pleeper, chaotic-neutral kobold mage
- Harder Gurber, lawful-neutral elf monk
- Rick Starter, neutral-good dwarf rogue
- Burnder Backelboy, lawful-good half-elf paladin
- Bubble Guppy, chaotic-good gnome warlock
- The Roommate, true-neutral drow ranger
Encounter: your cousin Throckmorton (pictured using a bard spell on his sax to get an Agility bonus in preparation for combat)
can grant Protection from Friction
Encounter: villain from a Wes Anderson movie
Encounter: Japanese transforming android knight with machine gun, hyper cannon, radar communication array (source with discussion of what the hell we’re looking at here)
So this weird ZX Spectrum Game “Skateboard Joust” takes some liberties with copyright law and gave me an idea: Daleks with skateboard wheels. They were designed originally to resemble tanks, but what if instead of trundling slowly along, they were like offroad jeeps, and were constantly doing ollies and grinding the scenery?
Maybe I’m just sleepy, but I feel like this should be an episode of, say, Venture Brothers, or some really weird DLC for a new Tony Hawk game. I dunno how you guys feel about it, but I think it sounds
Encounter: skateboard-mounted Daleks
